Rusty Crusty

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
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Rusty ass

If you rust someone, you half trust them. You usually trust the person but you are fully aware that they can be shady.
Wow, be careful around Tom, he's kind of a rusty ass...
by yunglilboo June 01, 2015
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Rusty Dime

She's the chick that used to be the hottest girl you knew from back in the day. She's been brought down to earth with painful life lessons and in your eyes she's still bad enough to get it. Even though now she's older, heavier, wrinklier, worn out and been through some rough patches.. Maybe has a kids and baby daddy issues.
Andie MacDowell, Kim Basinger, Salma Hayek and Brooke Shields are all Rusty Dimes.
by chipbeefy November 04, 2011
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Rusty Horseshoe

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.
Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.
by Blashim November 22, 2013
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Rusty Spur

When the girl is riding you reverse cowgirl while on her period. You cum in her then slap her ass to make her stand up which causes the menstrual/cum mixture to run down her legs to her ankles.
Martha wanted to be a cowgirl so I gave her the rusty spur last night.
by G2theGreek November 20, 2019
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Rusty Muzzle

The act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse.
Dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.
by The "beeb beeb" Kid November 23, 2010
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