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Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome
by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014
mugGet the Rusty Rodmug.

Rusty ass

If you rust someone, you half trust them. You usually trust the person but you are fully aware that they can be shady.
Wow, be careful around Tom, he's kind of a rusty ass...
by yunglilboo June 2, 2015
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Rusty Muzzle

The act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse.
Dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.
by The "beeb beeb" Kid November 25, 2010
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Rusty Scupper

Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper
After Cory got a blumpkin from Dawn, he sat on her lap and gave her a Rusty Scupper.
by kennyfuckinpowers August 6, 2012
mugGet the Rusty Scuppermug.

Rusty Machine

A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.

See also Good Machine.
Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.
by Caz_B February 4, 2008
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Rusty opossum

Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.
Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean
by Zyxlot May 1, 2022
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rusty santorum

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.
I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.
by stylinram January 12, 2012
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