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[Fuck-rag]

In addition to being associated with the other definitions on this page, a Fuck-rag also refers to anything that you use to clean yourself after masturbation (tissue, sock, washcloth, etc.) And like the other definitions expressed here, it is also a venomous insult.
For example:

"Greg, did you just put a dent and scratches on my new car? I just got it yesterday, and it wasn't there before."
Greg: "Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you! Me and the guys went out to get beers last night; I was a little buzzed and kinda sorta jumped a curb and ran into some dude's mailbox...Sorry, man."
"Greg, you stupid Fuck-rag! The car was a RENTAL!!! And it's in MY NAME!!! How the hell am I gonna explain this to the insurance company, the car-rental place, AND the asshole whose mailbox you ran over??!!"
Greg: "Sorry, dude." *pops open can of beer and takes it to the head*
by The1Atheist January 4, 2014
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Snot-rag

the rag you use when wiping your semen
"Why don't you ever wear those socks?"
"It's my snot-rag"
by YoSoyPerezoso February 16, 2015
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Hoe rag

a shirt that’s too small for the hoe
“wow you see sally wearing that hoe rag? Nasty ass hoe
by whysolowbro January 31, 2020
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Hoist That Rag

A phrase used in Kevin Baker's book "Paradise Alley' by rowdy theater goers. When they tired of waiting for the show to begin they began to chant 'Hoist that rag'.
A football coach to his team just before they leave the locker room:"It's time boys! Let's hoist that rag and get this thing started!"
by The Ghost of Thom Joade January 16, 2016
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On The Rag

A store in Saints Row 2, where shitty clothes are sold.
Kid 1: Hey man where you at?
Kid 2: On The Fucking Rag!
Mom: Billy! Shut your fucking mouth! I'm on the rag!!!!
by EdisREd February 5, 2017
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spag rag

a cloth used by young males to absorb penile excretions after the act of manual copulation
after billy was finished jerking off he grabbed his trusty spag rag and avioded spillage
by Wazza August 19, 2004
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C-rag

A rag on which a male wipes his ejaculatory fluid on after climaxing during a session of masturbation.
I used your mum as a C-rag last night.
by tepuni guy September 16, 2011
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