muddy dirt road

poopie hole sex

I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road

by erinbeckytra April 26, 2003

muddy t-bar

Refering to any person who is in a bad mood. An updated verson of the phrase "poopy pants". Muddy t-bar refers to some one who has shat their g-string and it has started to boil over.

I am sick of these damn auto mechanics, they all have muddy t-bar's.

Don't worry about him, he's just sporting a muddy t-bar.

by Swizzle stick February 3, 2007

muddy

1. Muddy Mud Skipper. A.K.A 'Pricey'.
2. Muddy Water's. Redmans third solo album.

1. Yo check that Muddy's shit he a hardcore mutha-fucka.
2. Yo, Muddy is still one of the best cds out there.

by Diego September 22, 2003

Muddy waters

During anal sex, pee inside your partner's ass. When you pull out, after cumming, have your partner poop on you. The poop will be a lovely mixture of poop, pee and cum, resembling muddy water.

Oh, man we were messing around last night and she gave me an intense muddy waters.

by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012

mudding

the action of eating a satisfying and girthy meal. typically fast food, and/or any food when baked or hungover.

friend 1: "bro, I'm baked as fuck"
friend 2: "you down for some dons?"
friend 1: "fuckin rights, best believe we're mudding hard tonight"

by stephnichs June 17, 2019

Muddy Waters

Similar to the absurdity of high waters or flooders (pants with hemlines that are too high usually about mid-calf) and outdoing the nastiness of skid marks, Muddy Waters makes one appear unkempt and perhaps even unhygienic. Muddy Waters can apply to the pants themselves, but is best used to describe the wearer of pants which have been soiled due to weather conditions, outdoor activities, daily life, or embarrassing loss of bowel control while in a social environment. It can range from dusty pant legs to dirty food or mud stains, but the appearance leaves any person the Muddy Waters comes across with the impression that s/he is in need of a handful of spare change, a wake-up call, or, at the very least, adult diapers.

Muddy Waters over there is wearing some mighty tainted rags, man. Either he's been playing in the pigpen or he just had a hell of a time at Taco Bell.

by Pancho M. F. Villa July 14, 2010

muddling

When you dig up a female corpse and put your mouth on (its) vagina, while someone else stomps on (its) stomach. EEW.

Then, I'm gonna dig up your grandma, and have my way with her too! -muddling

by Necrocunnilingus December 4, 2013