fuck monkey

A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.

Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006

dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

monkey face

a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"

by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003

burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008

howler monkey

A screaming child, or a child that is often ear-splittingly loud.

Hey, lady, shut your fucking howler monkey up or take it out of the movie theatre!

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006

meth monkey

A person who abuses crystal meth, resulting in the tightening of the facial skin, which gives the face a monkey-like appearance with sucked-in cheeks, pronounced cheekbones, and outstretched ears. The term possibly originates also from monkey on your back.

His crystal meth habit has turned him into a meth monkey.

by h.town April 19, 2007

fuck monkey

A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.

You stupid fuck monkey.

Hes my little fuck monkey.

by Dare Devil February 19, 2003