Performing monkey

Someone that would do anything to keep the guy/girl they like happy. Also involves doing almost anything that they ask without thinking and putting their needs before their own.

Steve asked me to work out his overtime for the past 6 months while I was flat out at work

Wow and you did it? Are you his performing monkey or something?!

by Pizzacat0987654321 June 5, 2014

monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

porch monkey

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

by Randall G June 11, 2006

phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.

porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"

by jugyy January 11, 2006

monkey man

A person who does drugs (specifically cocaine). (Download Monkey Man by The Rolling Stones).

I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too.

by Sharpley December 16, 2007

flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

by Sherry M December 27, 2006