Jerry

A man that has taught for way too long. Also known as "Ass" by others. Believes self to be the savior of his students' education. Treats ten year olds as if they were seniors in high school. Often seen humiliating students in front of others. A man that needs to retire soon.

I don't want my child in that class! The teacher is such a Jerry!

by WildFire74 February 5, 2010

Tom and Jerry

A euphemism for double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other TJ.

"Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."

"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."

by Alfonso Gabron January 11, 2009

Jerdy Nerk

A nerd that also exhibits the personality of a nerd.

Chris you are such a Jerdy Nerk!

by Samantha March 18, 2004

Jerry the Wu

1. (n.) a legendary figure in Chinese mythology that was believed to be the vanquisher of all evil and the protector of spirits. It is believed that he returns on the first day of October in the form of a white dragon.

2. (n.) one of the 5 divine reincarnations of Bruce Lee

We must pray to the holy strength of Jerry the Wu to destroy the evils of the world once again.

by Guild of Chinese Historians April 17, 2006

Heeby Jeeby

Being the biggest and nerdiest Jew in the entire world.

Rosenbloom is a heeby jeeby, he loves going to synogouge every day.

by Adolf October 17, 2004

jerbucci

exclamatory: a feeling of euphoria or elation.
Like eureka! or Booyah!

After winning the lottery, Warren shouted "Jerbucci"!

by ken January 24, 2006

Jerky Shutters

The slang term for the extra skin bunches found on weird vaginas.

orgin - Darek Johns brain after viewing the film "Sex Drive"

Synonyms - turkey cabinet, beef curtains, meat blankets, bologna cupboard doors.

Jerky Shutters

"Have you had oral sex with Cristy yet" "No way! she has those Dreadful Jerky Shutters."

by Darek Johns March 10, 2009