The biggest comboniation of a Jew and a Nerd ever. A rosenbloom is often found sucking on the cock of a powerful person such as a Rabbi or Michael Jordan
Yesterday, I saw a rosenbloom watching Star Wars while reading from the Torah.
When a male purposely tries to impregnate a female that has a higher standard of living than he has, so that he can upgrade his own standard of living by being a baby daddy.
rosenblum’s are Weird, funny, and overall descent people.
A rosenblum. Can have loud opinions, Be talkative yet at times be shy too. They also eat a lot
A series of untoward events occurring in an office, business, or department, thereby resulting in utter chaos. Considered synonymous with clusterfuck and FUBAR.
Lawyer #1: I just walked past our conference room. What a mess! There were books strewn everywhere. It looks like a bomb went off in there. What happened?
Lawyer #2: There was some serious contractual negotiations going on in there with the union this morning. You didn't hear the yelling and screaming?
Lawyer #1: Aha. Is that why Attorney Rosen was flown in from the main office...to ignite a Rosenbomb to facilitate discussion?
Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, while taking a JagerBomb. At some point during the shit the plop of the shit must hit the face of the blower with Poseidons kiss.
I got the best RosenBlumpkin while taking a Hager bomb the other day! Sara was awesome like that. She’s living the Green!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.