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rosenbloom 

The biggest comboniation of a Jew and a Nerd ever. A rosenbloom is often found sucking on the cock of a powerful person such as a Rabbi or Michael Jordan
Yesterday, I saw a rosenbloom watching Star Wars while reading from the Torah.
rosenbloom by Joseph Boner October 17, 2004

Rosenblumed 

When a male purposely tries to impregnate a female that has a higher standard of living than he has, so that he can upgrade his own standard of living by being a baby daddy.
When Kevin Federline found out Britney Spears was pregnant he told her that she had just been Rosenblumed!

Rosenblum 

rosenblum’s are Weird, funny, and overall descent people.
A rosenblum. Can have loud opinions, Be talkative yet at times be shy too. They also eat a lot
Yo she a Rosenblum
Rosenblum by I am a personzzz August 3, 2020
A series of untoward events occurring in an office, business, or department, thereby resulting in utter chaos. Considered synonymous with clusterfuck and FUBAR.
Lawyer #1: I just walked past our conference room. What a mess! There were books strewn everywhere. It looks like a bomb went off in there. What happened?
Lawyer #2: There was some serious contractual negotiations going on in there with the union this morning. You didn't hear the yelling and screaming?
Lawyer #1: Aha. Is that why Attorney Rosen was flown in from the main office...to ignite a Rosenbomb to facilitate discussion?
Rosenbomb by Boston Doctor July 21, 2017

rosenblumpkin 

The act of getting a hand-job through an article of clothing while wearing a condom.
Dude, that chick tried to give me a rosenblumpkin last night but I told her her to go home and I just fapped it.
rosenblumpkin by WoodyBrickSkips December 26, 2012

Rosenblumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, while taking a JagerBomb. At some point during the shit the plop of the shit must hit the face of the blower with Poseidons kiss.
I got the best RosenBlumpkin while taking a Hager bomb the other day! Sara was awesome like that. She’s living the Green!
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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