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rosenbloom 

The biggest comboniation of a Jew and a Nerd ever. A rosenbloom is often found sucking on the cock of a powerful person such as a Rabbi or Michael Jordan
Yesterday, I saw a rosenbloom watching Star Wars while reading from the Torah.
rosenbloom by Joseph Boner October 17, 2004

Rosenblumed 

When a male purposely tries to impregnate a female that has a higher standard of living than he has, so that he can upgrade his own standard of living by being a baby daddy.
When Kevin Federline found out Britney Spears was pregnant he told her that she had just been Rosenblumed!

Rosenblum 

rosenblum’s are Weird, funny, and overall descent people.
A rosenblum. Can have loud opinions, Be talkative yet at times be shy too. They also eat a lot
Yo she a Rosenblum
Rosenblum by I am a personzzz August 3, 2020
A series of untoward events occurring in an office, business, or department, thereby resulting in utter chaos. Considered synonymous with clusterfuck and FUBAR.
Lawyer #1: I just walked past our conference room. What a mess! There were books strewn everywhere. It looks like a bomb went off in there. What happened?
Lawyer #2: There was some serious contractual negotiations going on in there with the union this morning. You didn't hear the yelling and screaming?
Lawyer #1: Aha. Is that why Attorney Rosen was flown in from the main office...to ignite a Rosenbomb to facilitate discussion?
Rosenbomb by Boston Doctor July 21, 2017

rosenblumpkin 

The act of getting a hand-job through an article of clothing while wearing a condom.
Dude, that chick tried to give me a rosenblumpkin last night but I told her her to go home and I just fapped it.
rosenblumpkin by WoodyBrickSkips December 26, 2012

Rosenblumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, while taking a JagerBomb. At some point during the shit the plop of the shit must hit the face of the blower with Poseidons kiss.
I got the best RosenBlumpkin while taking a Hager bomb the other day! Sara was awesome like that. She’s living the Green!