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rosenbloom 

The biggest comboniation of a Jew and a Nerd ever. A rosenbloom is often found sucking on the cock of a powerful person such as a Rabbi or Michael Jordan
Yesterday, I saw a rosenbloom watching Star Wars while reading from the Torah.
rosenbloom by Joseph Boner October 17, 2004

Rosenblumed 

When a male purposely tries to impregnate a female that has a higher standard of living than he has, so that he can upgrade his own standard of living by being a baby daddy.
When Kevin Federline found out Britney Spears was pregnant he told her that she had just been Rosenblumed!

Rosenblum 

rosenblum’s are Weird, funny, and overall descent people.
A rosenblum. Can have loud opinions, Be talkative yet at times be shy too. They also eat a lot
Yo she a Rosenblum
Rosenblum by I am a personzzz August 3, 2020
A series of untoward events occurring in an office, business, or department, thereby resulting in utter chaos. Considered synonymous with clusterfuck and FUBAR.
Lawyer #1: I just walked past our conference room. What a mess! There were books strewn everywhere. It looks like a bomb went off in there. What happened?
Lawyer #2: There was some serious contractual negotiations going on in there with the union this morning. You didn't hear the yelling and screaming?
Lawyer #1: Aha. Is that why Attorney Rosen was flown in from the main office...to ignite a Rosenbomb to facilitate discussion?
Rosenbomb by Boston Doctor July 21, 2017

rosenblumpkin 

The act of getting a hand-job through an article of clothing while wearing a condom.
Dude, that chick tried to give me a rosenblumpkin last night but I told her her to go home and I just fapped it.
rosenblumpkin by WoodyBrickSkips December 26, 2012

Rosenblumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, while taking a JagerBomb. At some point during the shit the plop of the shit must hit the face of the blower with Poseidons kiss.
I got the best RosenBlumpkin while taking a Hager bomb the other day! Sara was awesome like that. She’s living the Green!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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