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Anger Jelly

The gelatinous substance that forms in your asshole from pure anger
If they capture "B" my taint will be swollen with anger jelly
by Ghost 0f Dark March 4, 2011
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Jelly Donut

The act of getting head, where just before blowing your load, the you punch her in the nose and give her a cum facial.
I gave my girl a jelly donut...
by Ons Sick MF September 18, 2008
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Jelly Doughnut

when getting a blowjob, pulling out at the last second and cumming on thier face, then punching them in the face to give them a bloddy nose.
i'd rather not give an example of a jelly doughnut
by Newdefect October 12, 2006
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jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.
You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.
by Jack June 19, 2005
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jelly bracelets

Yellow: hugging
Purple: kissing
Red: lap dance
Blue: oral sex
Black: strip

Thats what they mean where i live. I don't wear em.
by Amy November 19, 2003
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jelly donut

When you're having sex and just as you're about to cum you punch her in the face and nose repeatedly until there is plenty of blood, THEN you cum on her face. This resembles a jelly donut.
"Me and Martha were having sex and I punched her in the face heaps until she was bleeding and crying for me to stop, then I pulled out and came all over her bloody face, it was great, like most jelly donuts are"
by Sepul^ November 8, 2008
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jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out
look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!
by Alex April 15, 2004
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