Butthole

Somebody who is pre occupied on Facebook and doesn't chat you back for 5 minutes.

Guy 1 (12:00): hey i have a life threatening situation i need to tell you within 5 min.
Guy 2 (12:05): sorry i was looking at pictures, what's going on?
Guy 1 (12:05): you're a Butthole....

by Mrs. Jesus July 20, 2009

flying butthole

A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.

Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!

by sam channy April 24, 2005

Butthole Plunger

A device that is used to help out people with constipation. Buy one today at your local shop.

"Joey ate too much cheese, now I have to buy him a butthole plunger."

by Dr. Windmills October 3, 2009

Butthead

A creature that likes to hack its friend's facebook and write embarrassing things. Is located where ever groups of asians gather.

Oh crap, the Butthead (JJ) got ahold of my computer again!

by >>>>>.<<<<< July 17, 2011

fancy butthair

Well cared for, conditioned, lengthy butthair that has been braided from the top of the ass crack down along the taint to be mingled with the fancy ball hair.

Hey babe, check out my fancy butthair!

Can you help me braid my fancy butthair?

by the roosters June 26, 2014

The Butthole Flytrap

The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!

Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!

by MommyBeater August 4, 2019

Flammin' Hot Butthole

After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.

Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.

Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.

by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010