1 definition by Mrs. Jesus

Somebody who is pre occupied on Facebook and doesn't chat you back for 5 minutes.
Guy 1 (12:00): hey i have a life threatening situation i need to tell you within 5 min.
Guy 2 (12:05): sorry i was looking at pictures, what's going on?
Guy 1 (12:05): you're a Butthole....
by Mrs. Jesus July 20, 2009
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