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Seal Beach

an Upper/Middle class city at the northern western tip of Orange County,CA. next to Long Beach. contains the retirement community Leisure World, so half of the population are Frosty Tops. also has many family's and the kids attained schools in the Los Alamitos Unified School system, a good public school system. has the longest wooden pier in california with a Rubby's at the end of it. also has Mainstreet where there are cool shops, great restaurants, and a few popular bars. the beach OK. but not the best because it is so close to Long Beach. better head down to Huntington Beach if you want a cleaner ocean with better surfing waves. people are generally nice with ur typical wealthy people. overall a great place to live because of it's proximaty to LA county.
Seal Beach is cool, but not the most exciting.
Seal Beach by boyii January 5, 2010

blacks beach 

It's a pretty nice beach right by UCSD, across Muir college.

They say that it's a world-renowned surf spot, but i think it's all right (I'm from Hawaii, so i'm spoiled by the warm water + hot chicks in bikinis).

Waves are usually better in the morning compared to afternoon.

There are several entrances to blacks (because it's a couple miles long until reaching Del Mar beach).

Contrary to popular belief, the beach itself is not a nudist beach; there's a designated part where being nude is legal.
me - 'ey, let's go surfing at blacks beach this afternoon
my friend - naww man, waves are better in the morning.
me - fu, it's fuking cold in the morning.

My friend - dude, i surf butt naked today at blacks!
me - wtf? i have never seen anyone do that
my friend - at the nudist part mang.
me - oh~. i'll try it later when it gets warm.
blacks beach by Korean surfer dude November 3, 2009

the Mr. Beach 

during sex, when a man with a prominent beard takes his beard and rubs it all over and in a girls pussy, sometimes transferring crabs.
Man... Ms.Beach looks like she got the Mr. Beach last night..
the Mr. Beach by Pants.. February 15, 2007

sex on the beach

To cause great astonishment

Remarkable, outstanding, superb
Oh my goodness, that was sex on the beach!
sex on the beach by theroot32 March 29, 2004

Huntington Beach 

Known as the Florida of California. Fontana by the Sea. Home of the Trumpster Karen.

Stole their slogan “Surf City” from Santa Cruz, CA.
I’m going to head to Huntington Beach this weekend and knock over some porta potties bruh.

Myrtle Beach 

A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.
Myrtle Beach was fucking overcrowded, I couldn't even get to the ocean!
Myrtle Beach by Pharenhite December 30, 2008