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wingerdinger

In One Word: aubz
A wingerdinger is a person who is loud, vague, and always says something when you don't want them to.
"aubz you wingerdinger"
"lol, that wingerdinger aubz.."
"aubz, shut it, quit being a wingerdinger"
"penis"
by goat mcgoats December 24, 2008
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winter sports

Just every single winter sport. Like snowboarding, skiing, ice skating, hockey... the list can go on forever. there's a separate olympics for these things!
Person: What do you think of winter sports?

Person: Which one?
by Mel Relph February 22, 2009
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winner

"guess what we won 10 nill 2day. "winner. or "yer winner
by bindipper October 19, 2003
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

An exclamation used by a douche bag from Salisbury University. It is generally used where a simple "sweet" or "cool" would suffice! If this person uses this exclamation one more time, it may result in the future use of a wheel chair!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: I just realized that I'm an immature faggot!
by Sammy Seagull October 1, 2006
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Winter's bone

A winter's bone is a sexual act in which the giver enters the talent from behind while holding a snowball (connoisseurs prefer one composed of lightly-packed, freshly-fallen Park City snow) against the small of the partner's back. Body heat will cause the snowball to melt, and the ice cold water will trickle down to where the deal is being done. For an increased degree of difficulty, the producer can forgo the snowball and plunge his junk into a snow bank after several thrusts for the same chilling effect. Real pros know the perfect count is seven thrusts between dips in the snowpack, one thrust for each desired distributor (Searchlight, Lionsgate, Focus, Summit, Weinstein, Overture, Apparition), and will call the distribs out in order while plowing away, hinting at the kind of gratifying release only over-worked and under-sexed acquisitions executives and sales agent can fully appreciate.

For maximum authenticity a winter's bone is performed at a film festival, preferably with a festival volunteer as the receiver. Bonus points are awarded if the act is performed within sight of a theater that screened Debra Granik's 2010 Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Drama Prize-winning film.
After sitting through Welcome to the Rileys, Teenage Paparazzo, happythankyoumoreplease and The Imperialists Are Still Alive! in one afternoon, it was only the winter's bone with the hostess from High West Saloon after the Joan Jett concert that made it a day worth having gotten out of bed for.
by Cashier du Cinema February 6, 2010
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A Long Winter

While having sex with a woman, you pull out and stuff 4 to 5 acorns in here vagina. Then Run out of the room and say "See you in the spring!"
Girl 1 : "So I met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started getting into it, my mind changed."

Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"

Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"
by J-Rad (Hawk-Eye) February 6, 2008
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pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.
I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3
by Andross1978 April 24, 2009
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