Waffle Hizzy

A bastardization of the "waffle house" name.

"All my crew work at the Waffle Hizzy."

by Beck May 3, 2003

Wank Waffle

Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...

This guy is a Wank waffle. He thinks he knows everything.

by Dolphin shaver January 25, 2010

waffly-waffs

A term given to the soft type of thermal material. This material or design closely resembles a typical breakfast waffle. These shirts, for example, are also known as waffle-knit or waffle-weave thermals. The word waffle is changed to waffly-waffs in order to make it seem more cozy.

Felicia: What kind of shirt are you going to wear today?
Anthony: I think I might wear my waffly-waffs.

by Freddie Morello April 22, 2008

Waffle Knees

When you doggy in a carpet,
how your knees end up.

i was fuckin janice in the livinroom and i got some Waffle knees

by JJackson19028 January 3, 2009

waffle pocket

Another name for a woman’s crotch

Did you see the way her waffle pocket looked in those pants?

by Wise Old Owls May 29, 2018

lawn waffle

what a dog's turd looks like after being run over by a lawn mower's wheel.

I made a fresh batch of lawn waffles today while mowing the yard.

by Wookie5150 November 4, 2009

Soggy wafer

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.

The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.

by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012