Definitions by Beck

wow 

aka w.o.w. your mom upside down with periods in between

1: you play wow too much (to 2)
2: your mom plays too much wow
3: yea with periods inbetween (to 1)
*highfives

wow by beck March 21, 2005

kirkles

nickname for a guy named "kirk".

hye kirkles, how is ya?

kirkles by beck March 20, 2005

played 

when a guy makes you think he loves you, fucks you, and then doesnt talk to you.

"fuck me...i got so played"

played by beck June 8, 2004

whore mayonaise 

what my boyfriend calls his tasty cum

He shot loads of whore mayonaise down my waiting throat

whore mayonaise by beck March 21, 2004

petra 

awesome christian rock band. in 1995 they released "no doubt" with a hint of 80's flay-vor. its hott stuff.

petra rocks my socks dude!

petra by beck September 1, 2003

jus' like yo' momma 

kids who genetically are going to have trouble changing who they are because they act just like their mom.

come on nah, you's betta grow up or you's gonna be jus' like yo' momma!

jus' like yo' momma by beck September 1, 2003

Waffle Hizzy 

A bastardization of the "waffle house" name.

"All my crew work at the Waffle Hizzy."

Waffle Hizzy by Beck May 3, 2003