by Mr,bartender November 5, 2022

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted
by annikapants November 12, 2023

When a women freezes a used tampon.
by Zachum January 21, 2021

by frisbeedog13 January 10, 2020

People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.
by Tourkey Lourkey May 21, 2024

by Creativelingo January 18, 2021
