Skip to main content

warren towers

the 2nd largest non-military housing complex in the united states located at the elite Boston University

Ingredients: elite eurotrash, New Jersey & New York citizens, ethnocentric asians, and an awkward/gay male population ....

Daily Life: includes constant fire drills, broken elevators and escalators, diseased waffle mix, vomitting/passing out in bathrooms and floors of your quad when you cant climb up into your lofted bed, being harassed my security when swiping into your "home", getting yelled at by the lady at the dining hall for taking more than one piece of fruit, and sitting ONLY with people of your own race at the dining hall (i.e. euro-click, asian fiestas, and white suburbanites)
"Dude... I couldn't swipe into Warren Towers last night"
"Did you remember 3 fingers on Rhett??"
"No man, I just slept on the couches next to security"
....
"Did you see the girl vomming in the bathroom on 6C??"
"Chea man, I watched her fall out of her lofted bed when she got back to 10B"
....
"Hey, that guy over there is wicked BU-hot" -Bu Student
"WTF! That guy over there with the grimy hair, playing Halo2 in the dining hall on his laptop??" -non bu student
"Chea! he's the only non-gay one here!" -BU student
by Dean Elmore November 10, 2008
mugGet the warren towers mug.

old town road

A place where you keep the horses in the back. Don't worry, the horse tack is attached. You can ride on the horse, maybe whip out that Porsche.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I cant no more.
by mansnotcoolz April 16, 2019
mugGet the old town road mug.
Related Words
Townie Towny Towel towson towel-head town Tower Hill town bicycle tow Towelie

Sex Towel

A towel the size of a large hand towel that you keep handy to absorb "after sex" secretions. A towel that women use after sex to catch semen falling out of their vagina.
Man, after sex with Paul I always have semen dripping down my leg so I have to make sure I have a sex towel handy to clean up.
by JDS-Boston January 13, 2009
mugGet the Sex Towel mug.

Townsville

Where the Powerpuff girls live. Also a regional city on the coast of Queensland, Austrlalia.
There is very little that is interesting to do in townsville. Most people entertain themselves by A. Drinking, B. Drinking, C. Shouting. Just outside of Townsville there is "Magnetic" Island, which contrary to popular belief, is actually not magnetic. Common pastimes on Magnetic Island (Or "Maggie", if you lack basic self-respect) are smoking pot and listening to dull folk music.

The vast majority of people in townsville are Bogans, Emos, or if you go to Ignatius Park College, Homosexuals.
Normal person: "Hey, have you ever been overseas?"
Person from Townsville: "Well, I've been to Magnetic Island..."
by Zerotrousers April 11, 2011
mugGet the Townsville mug.

townist

to discriminate against towns/cities other than your own; like racist is to races - townist is to towns
Person 1: "Sydney is the best. Everywhere else sucks"
Person 2: "Pfft, you're such a townist"
by EG1978 June 16, 2009
mugGet the townist mug.

town-holler

To disrupt a 'town-hall' style Healthcare event by wailing or screeching various rants and slogans at a member of Congress.
"The way that old man was town-hollering, I wouldn't be surprised if Glenn Beck gives him TWO blowjobs"
by hollybibble August 14, 2009
mugGet the town-holler mug.

Towel Bitch

(n) One who must wait on the shore with the articles that belong to the group while everyone else gets to frolic and play in the water.
Mitch, you're going to be the Towel Bitch because we have first dibs on the ocean.
by Cor007 July 4, 2011
mugGet the Towel Bitch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email