honky twat

An adjective describing a woman usually older than 40 that hangs out at country bars/country music after parties looking for someone to have sex with.
Usually outdated with the times and appearing desperate and unkept.

Did you see Darlene? She bounced on my cousins cock and balls for three hours... after that Billy Ray Cyrus song got her all hot and bothered, what a Honky Twat!!!

by Fritterwagon42 May 12, 2018

twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.

a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"

by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009

twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.

Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...

by maja2000 June 6, 2017

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

vapid twat

Someone who is is a dull stupid person

“Are you ok”

“Do i look okay you fucking vapid twat”

by notabottom: March 6, 2022

twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.

Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob

wow james is a nob twat

by Sex vibe July 23, 2018