Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Indicates that the smoking tobacco is permissible and encouraged.

Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.

The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.

The commanding officer would typically use the term when opening a meeting in order to get the troops' attention and to relax them (assuming, of course, that they 'had em').

"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."

by Dave Devoid August 1, 2006

SMOD

SMOD: Suck My Own Dick. this is an action taken when your girlfriend starts to get on your damn nerves. it is usually brought about by constant bitching about your hair, your dirty room, lack of trips to fancy dinners, looking at another girl (even when she's your waitress), or anytime during her period. when the bitching crosses the threshold you finally snap and are no longer willing to put up with her rediculousness...even for some well needed ass.

fuck you bitch i'll suck my own dick.
dude, stacy was getting on my nerves so i had to SMOD

by CDK April 26, 2006

smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer

hay anyone got some smoke bombs

by tom May 13, 2005

jamaican smoke bomb

fucking a girl so hard that the friction causes her vag to start smoking, then you quickly pee in her, causing a small explosion that may or may not kill her

When I realized my bitch started on fire, I couldn't help myself but giving her a Jamaican Smoke Bomb. It was SWEEEEETTTT!!!!!

by felatio fedelio January 27, 2008

second-hand smoke

the wafting smell from one stall to the next that occurs while moving one's bowels in a public restroom.

"Dude, that is nasty!"

"Yeah bro, and that's just the second-hand smoke you're getting. It's 10 times worse at ground zero."

by jeremyf October 9, 2007

Angry Smoke Signal

When you are eating a girl out and sneak a drag of your cigarette in. You then blow the smoke up her pussy. You immediately start to fuck her, and use your shirt to blow smoke signals every time you let your dick out for some air.

Man I have to warn the others not to let Bobby in the back cause I'm fucking his girlfriend. Think man think..... Ah yes! The angry smoke signal never fails.

by R3825 November 13, 2007

smodash

a state of mind when one lives in the moment; considering the future, when one is conscious and aware of current circumstances and responds with unconstrained thoughts, emotion, and action.

Bob gave his speech today. When the audience began to ask questions, he was so damn smodash.

by Mark May 13, 2004