slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump
I need to slap a deuce.
by Sledge January 23, 2004
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Sally Slap

When One Person Licks Or Spits On Their Own Hand And Proceeds To Slap Someone With That Hand. (Sally Is An Abbrevation For Saliva)
Taylor: Why Did You Lick Your Hand And Hit Me Hit Me

Dallas:........ Get Sally Slapped Bitch!
by DJ Elphy Elf March 17, 2010
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pussy slap

When a girl hits another girl in the vagina
by Val_ven April 12, 2017
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Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on
Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!
by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010
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Ninja Slap

A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.
"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.
by ?Ninja May 13, 2005
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Monkey Slaps

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"
by mexicanballer69 November 01, 2017
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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 02, 2012
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