puppy stuff

Euphemism for the goo that collects in the corner of one's eye, esp. after sleeping.

by zooa November 3, 2003

puppy toss

A video found on YouTube, showing a soldier in Iraq throwing a puppy over a cliff and shrugging afterwards. The video itself could possibly be fake, due to the fact the puppy did not move throughout the whole video and the sound of the puppy itself didn't change in volume when thrown.

The dog could have possibly been already dead and found on the side of the road.

Everyone is angry over the puppy toss. Analyze it first!

by 4n0nym0us March 7, 2008

puppy

something that dies everytime you kiss someone before your married according to our bus driver.

*gasp!* ali you just killed a puppy!!!!!

by sparklefarey October 19, 2010

Puppy mill

Where your mom's from

Can also be used to describe what your mom is (if your mom has lots of kids by different fathers, she in essence IS the puppy mill. You are the puppy.)

Customer walking into a pet store: "These dogs are all from puppy mills."

Associate Melissa: "Your mom's from a puppy mill"

by A night in China June 30, 2008

Puppy

Male sex organ, opposite of a "pussy".

Girl1: Wow! Look at his puppy!
Girl2: You have a sick, wrong mind.

by MastaBEASt December 9, 2008

puppy girl

A girl that is a pillow princess and wears dog ears and a puppy tail sometimes. Most commonly known as a woman who is loyal and believes in Black Lives Matter. Puppy girls are notorious for being democrat because, like dogs, they believe everyone deserves some love and equality.

Jackson: So you like Ell?

Dream: yes, I love puppy girls.

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

CROTCH PUPPY

1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.

Gino is a fucking crotch puppy and cant spell the word "fagot"

by Nate VerHeek February 17, 2007