pratchett

A sloppy ratchet chick that gets ratchetly drunk and keeps repeating your name as she's stumbling around to stand on 2 feet and when you turn around at 3 AM she's suddenly gone on her voyage for the D across vast miles in the winter snow but gets trapped on a highway ramp while heavily intoxicated and impaired and ratchet.

Holy quacamole did you see how ratchet Ali Pritchett got last night?

Who?

Pritchett.

Ohh you mean Pratchett cuz that chicks so ratchet.

by PratchettGetsRatchet69 October 8, 2014

patch

a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye.

the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing.

A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch.

a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.

brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled
Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH.
brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick

by Rusty Hill October 21, 2015

plachete

A piece of plastic shaped like a aircraft propellor with a razor sharp dual-edge, imitating a machete.

The plachete felt light as she swung at his head.

by violent cunt January 15, 2016

Patchway Whore

It is a person of high standards until she has had a drink and starts acting in a whore-ish manner! For example if you are on a night out she would be the first one to take her bra off and be in a wet tshirt competition, dancing on a bar in slag pants, loving the attention from men!!

#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany

Look at that Patchway whore on the bar!!

by BlackSheepSlumdog July 28, 2016

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016

plancher

It's a floor but not just any floor a nice one. :)

Plancher is the best

by Steveplancher March 14, 2017

Patch

scottish slang for ignoring someone
can use patching or patched

james was patching me last night

by catmeow23 April 25, 2017