the perfect crime

Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy

Jimmy:hey guys i just got a free balloon cus i sed it was my birthday, he he the perfect crime

by Jimmy Burgess October 30, 2005

perfect bitch

A horrible horrible song by Fredro Starr host of the infamous television show Dance 360 if anyone ever tries to make you listen to it take a 180 degree turn and run.

If I could make the perfect bitch, she would look just like this...

by Jr0d March 21, 2005

Perfectest

The most perfect person, like, ever!
nothing can compare.
This is obviously Sean, cause he is the perfectest!

Person 1: Omg, Sean's so amazing, he's like.. the perfectest!
person 2: ikr!

by xfrozenheartsx November 1, 2010

perfect

HEESEUNG LEE

‘awh, heeseung is so cute!! he is incredibly perfect!!’

by doyurice April 2, 2021

The Perfect Storm

When one takes a horrendous shit and after wiping their ass the toilet paper is blank.

Hey dude I didn't use up all you're toilet paper this time because I just had The Perfect Storm!

by billybobbitchtits January 7, 2011

Mr Perfect

A guy with curly hair, plays the sax, gets all the ladies, and is afraid of germs (because he is perfect and cannot get sick)

Mr Perfect. Ahhh! What a guy.

by Gaysh February 17, 2009

perfect

a word that sluts and bitches always seem to think they are...?

like, oh my god, i had so much fun last night! i am so perfect!

by alyssalillianxo November 3, 2010