The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
Get the Von Schlieffen Planmug. by rodroddy April 17, 2014
Get the plan b itmug. Dutch's plan is a meme originating from the videogame 'Red Dead Redemption 2', in which he often uses the phase 'I have a plan' or 'stick to the plan'. Dutch's plan is open to the gamers interpretation. This is due to the conflicting evidence within Dutch's actions throughout the game, to actually ever prove he had a plan and really just loved causing absolute carnage wherever he went, influenced by the idiotic mindset of 'Micah Bell'. If Dutch's plan was to be hypothetically wrote down into bullet points, it would consist of: Tahiti, A boat, money and one last score. It would be safe to conclude that Dutch's plan is just actually a perpetual cycle of making bad decisions, until he failed to have a plan to fight 'gravity'.
by gym3m3 January 25, 2024
Get the Dutch's Planmug. Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
Get the Cooper’s diet planmug. A proposed course of action for temporarily or permanently leaving the United States in the event that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or another regressive, bellicose, and bigoted Republican is elected President.
Whether it's applying for dual citizenship, letting a travel visa lapse, becoming a Reverse Russian Mail-Order Bride, or chancing Ebola by becoming a Liberian Missionary, you had better hash out your Republiscape Plan before November, Consuela.
by OhIGetIt September 6, 2016
Get the Republiscape Planmug. proper noun: a decent podcast made by 3 mildly funny, tired and relatable middle aged nerds who struggle with recording equipment, but still make it work.
them: Are you listening to any podcasts right now?
me: Plans Are Optional.
them: Why don't you just say no, instead of trying to sound mysterious?
me, sighing: -_- no, thats the name of a podcast, Plans Are Optional.
me: Plans Are Optional.
them: Why don't you just say no, instead of trying to sound mysterious?
me, sighing: -_- no, thats the name of a podcast, Plans Are Optional.
by frankieluvsasuke October 28, 2019
Get the Plans Are Optionalmug. Where you sit in the most random location with LMGs and wait for the enemies, killing them all or most. Similar to Plan Woogabug.
by JuiceBarBC June 24, 2022
Get the Plan WreckyWeckymug.