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office fridge

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.
Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.
by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018
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office pump

Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.
Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
by Brave Dave C January 14, 2018
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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .
Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.
by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018
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Office Works

The term office work means that you have gotten away with something without a superior parent or guardian finding out of the action you secretly carried out
Oh yea the boys I just pulled the biggest office works
by Dareen123 March 14, 2018
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office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.
Always knew I could count on you- office pet.
by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018
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officership

The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive.
Why is he being such a dick?

He's not, it's officership.
by LecheroMan May 15, 2018
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