Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Naked jenga

When someone plays jenga without clothing favoured by people named Riley

A lot of fun with the family

Yo you guys down to play naked jenga

by Garryno1 May 6, 2022

naked moustache

Removal of a landing strip using a razor blade clenched in your teeth - especially popular in Greece

Hell, last night he stop complaining about my grooming when he gave me a naked moustache.

by K99wellinvolved October 12, 2017

Naked sandbox

Having fon outside, naked in the woods (and possible include masturbation because mas turning can be fun)

I need to go outside and play naked sandbox to feel free and release my stress.

by LonelyVampire October 12, 2023

Naked Sunday

The best time you’ll ever experience.

“It’s naked sunday”

by stickymicrowave September 20, 2025

Naked DIY

A colloquial term to indicate that one is masterbating.

A: "Hey, what you doing? Wanna grab some food?"
B: "Erm, can't right now, kinda started some naked DIY..."
A: "tmi... 🙄"

by RobMadeMeDoIt October 5, 2016

Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025