Oral Mind Sex 

Often referred to as "brain licking," made popular by Bring The Pain, by Mindless Self Indulgence, where they said "I'm gonna lick out your brain." The act of oral mind sex is similar to the act of regular oral sex, involving using the mouth to sexually stimulate a partners mind. This form of oral sex is more multi-partner friendly, however the one receiving oral mind sex should mentally create a mind condom to help prevent the spread of MTD (Mentally Transmitted Diseases).

Oh my gosh, I can't believe Johnny gave Devi oral mind sex!!@ That is so wrong...

Oral Mind Sex by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006

Vanishing Mind 

Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.

— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."

Vanishing Mind by rperazag June 26, 2010

one track mind

1. an individual who can only focus on one thing at a time

2. someone who always thinks about sex

1. tom: so how was your weekend maggie?

***tom's phone vibrates

maggie: well, i had to go to my grandmother's funeral.

tom: haha rofl! I'm sorry i was reading a funny text. you were saying?

maggie: a pox on your one track mind

2. lois: omg! i love the color pink!

dan: you know what i like? sex!

one track mind by Rio de Riley September 15, 2009

give a piece of mind 

to inform in a non-formal matter.

Guy 1: Why a long face larry?
Larry: I don't have much time so I'll give a piece of mind to you, my gf cheated on me and I'm just about to kill her.
Guy Everyone: O.O

give a piece of mind by Jake N. Mason September 25, 2010

bear in mind 

Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).

This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.

Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"

Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."

Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"

*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*

bear in mind by JDMGio January 19, 2011

Media Mind Syndrome 

A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.

Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.

Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Dave: I'm talking about our president.

Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.

Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?

Cody: …

Dave: …

Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!

Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.

Media Mind Syndrome by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011

her mind 

a term that one would use in admiration of another person

lovelypeaches: *rubs her coochie on instagram live*
twitter stans: ugh her mind 😍😍😌😋💞🙈🙈✨✨💫

her mind by annnna ou! June 7, 2019