When a girl/guy thinks their partner looks like Edward Norton, and during sexual intercourse wants her/his face to be dragged to the corner of the mattress, and then kicked in the back of the head for sexual euphoria. (Ala: American History X)
by Butt stuff November 20, 2019
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by Butt stuff November 21, 2019
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"I'm confused, boss"
"oookkkk....want to explain?"
"It was a matter of moments between Tony telling me that we were soul mates in the morning and then ghosting me in the afternoon and pretending I don't exist anymore."
"Ergh... Matternoons really hurt."
"You're telling me..." {insert 'obviously' GIF here}
"I'm confused, boss"
"oookkkk....want to explain?"
"It was a matter of moments between Tony telling me that we were soul mates in the morning and then ghosting me in the afternoon and pretending I don't exist anymore."
"Ergh... Matternoons really hurt."
"You're telling me..." {insert 'obviously' GIF here}
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