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did you hear? sasha marcy and anne got married! It was like, two weeks ago. I think they’re away for their honeymoon right now? Anne keeps saying they’re happily married. good for them
by losersofmine June 4, 2022
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Yes. I will marry you.

Used as a comment reply on facebook (or other social media) as a response to a severely female-oriented action by a male.

Statements or facebook statuses that require this comment are generally made by males seeking the attention and approval of females. They believe this will increase their MRP (Marital Relationship Potential). This type of behaviour is known to work among certain female crowds but the cost is alienation from the genuine male community.
Man craving attention: Look at this picture of my baby cousin, he is soooo cute. I miss him soo much, he likes me sooo much xxx

Girls: Aww he's sooo cute. Looks exactly like you xx

Real man: Yes. I will marry you.
by Frank Deano 12 August 1, 2012
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Gay marriage

The modern term for adelphopoiesis, a medieval Christian ceremony uniting two men (or less often, two women) in a bond similar to heterosexual matrimony. Although adelphopoiesis vows resembled traditional marriage vows, they did not include a sanction of sexual relations between the couple.
For more information see John Boswell, "Same-Sex Unions in Premodern Europe", New York, Villard Books, 1994.
The earliest written record of gay marriage is from a ceremony performed by a Catholic priest in the eighth century.
by Raphael November 17, 2004
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marriage

a union that more and more minors are starting to form, mostly caused by unwanted oopsie-babies. thus causing divorcing earlier in life.
young 13-year-old: Mom, Dad, jason has proposed. isn't it wonderful?
Mom, Dad: yes honey! whens the marriage?
young 13-year-old: and we found out last week that im pregnant! now i get a happyf amily!
by lo-dog December 28, 2005
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marriage

–noun 1. the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.
2. the state, condition, or relationship of being married; wedlock: a happy marriage.
3. the legal or religious ceremony that formalizes the decision of a man and woman to live as husband and wife, including the accompanying social festivities: to officiate at a marriage.
4. a relationship in which two people have pledged themselves to each other in the manner of a husband and wife, without legal sanction: trial marriage; homosexual marriage.
5. any close or intimate association or union: the marriage of words and music in a hit song.
6. a formal agreement between two companies or enterprises to combine operations, resources, etc., for mutual benefit; merger.
7. a blending or matching of different elements or components: The new lipstick is a beautiful marriage of fragrance and texture.
8. Cards. a meld of the king and queen of a suit, as in pinochle. Compare royal marriage.
9. a piece of antique furniture assembled from components of two or more authentic pieces.
10. Obsolete. the formal declaration or contract by which act a man and a woman join in wedlock.
thats how dictionary.com defines it.

now i may have miss read how this is worded but it seems to me that under deffinition 5 that gay marriage should be allowed. i mean it is marriage by deffinition. and same with deffinition 4, hell it even says homosexual marriage. and number 2 says nothing about sex. and note there is a difference between gender and sex. with gender being sexual identity in relation to society and culture. so yeah a male could be a woman and a female could be a man.
so in reality your deffinition approach to anti gay marriage is wrong. it being religious well deffinition says its a social institution. so yeah you amy be against it but it is not constitutional wrong. first amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
so yeah you cant go off of religion.
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marriable

that girl has 10 cats she totally isn't MARRIABLE!
by kelseychris September 21, 2010
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marriage

The only thing that could change his man whoring behavior was erectile dysfunction, castration, and/or marriage.
by bertram jennings November 2, 2012
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