John Vernon

When a women decides to no longer shave her legs, or any other part of her body, she is known as a John Vernon

Kayla has decided to become a John Vernon.

by Soup or Sauce June 29, 2016

go to the john

Go to the gents/ladies

Student : Miss may I go to the john?
Teacher : you betcha, that last fart was terrible..

by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018

John Davidson

The name of any creature that has a HUGE penis; anything named John Davidson has a massive penis.

-Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!

by Rustyflight November 9, 2019

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017

john frank

He is known well around the world. Is a Jewish leader who both exceeds the mortal and demi mortal realm.

JOHN FRANK!

by Eliphnul January 11, 2017

John Marshall

The ultimate dad

Drake: OMG is that John Marshall coming down the street in his sexy truck?
Anybody else: Yah he’s such a dad

by Lskjjsjssjskosos December 1, 2019

John Cree

There isn't really a definition to define this man of his marvelous qualities, there just isn't enough words in the English language to describe how legendary this human being is. (A man from Grange Academy, Kilmarnock, UK)

See Sir John Cree, he is an absolutely breathtaking man

by Ulla Britta December 2, 2019