Jumper seat

Take a car battery and attach it to a metal seat and make it the only place for someone to sit.

Dude my brother came over last night and we used the jumper seat on him

by Animal man March 23, 2013

Jammer

Magical Bacon God

Teacher: "Who is the Magical Bacon God?"
Student: "Jammer"

by EatMyLollipop April 3, 2014

jammer juice

A term for alcohol; party beverage; turn up drink.

I'm gonna stop at the liquor store and get some "jammer juice" for the banger tonight.

This jammer juice got me screwed up.

I'm sipping on some jammer juice.

by Lawyer probz May 28, 2014

Jamberoo it

When you just have to "control the action"

Dude 1: "Man this chick is trying to have it over me"

Dude 2: "you're just gonna have to Jamberoo it mate"

by Marcopolo88 March 27, 2015

Jammer

When you're completely whipped by your girlfriend/wife that you'd do anything even licking her toe-jam

"Damo is the biggest jammer, he won't even leave the house now"

by Napper September 23, 2015

jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.

I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.

by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016

jamberism

The belief in which every single person has their own alternate reality accompanied by a singular point of view only that specific individual can see, and the idea that this reality is distorted to a point beyond comprehension.

J: "None of these belief systems make sense"
A: "I know. Let's make our own!"
J: "Good idea, what should we call it?"
A: "Jamberism, rooted from a great ship name"

by jamberist August 6, 2016