Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

Jake

a sexy young lad, with small raisin testicles and a permanently flaccid penis. He lacks confidence when talking to girls so he just casually follows a specific someone around until they notice him. Amongst boys however, he can crack a solid joke and knows how to lighten the mood, some improvement is needed on the masculine side of him, as he appears to be rather feminine.

oh look, jake is following matilde again!

by sweetpenispie February 26, 2018

Grace and Jake

A pair that are destined to be together; they have been secretly in love for a long time but fail to admit it.
A Grace and Jake pair are people that will be together forever and will never leave each other's side.
No matter what people say abut them, their love is eternal, and they play a 'Romeo and Juliet' story. No matter the consequences, they will be together.

Random person: ohhh look at them, they're such a Grace and Jake.

by UrbanDictionaryCouples February 18, 2017

The Jake Burnett

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

by Titan McFoley August 7, 2008

jake paul

A man-child who makes video-logs on his YouTube channel for the "Jake Paulers" to watch. He does stupid stuff trying to be better than his brother, Logan Paul, even if he knows that this is impossible, and the Logang is way stronger than the Jake Paulers.

Jake Paul is the scum of the earth

by Layla172013 August 11, 2017

Jake

The realest boy you ever seen

-He bought you some late 2000s and early 2010s albums
-He has Hispanic accent
-He really think he is in Miami
-He listening to electro-pop music
-He is the king of rhythm

My Japanese cousin: Bruh, look at this dude right here
Me: Yea, that’s Jake

by LilSammie96 January 21, 2021

Jake

A high pedo bear, he is also quite tired looking ALL THE TIME. He enjoys the simple things in life like sex.

jake was walking in the forest blazing it up and he saw a girl(about 11)...we wont go there...sex

by cocksnstuff December 31, 2010