tiberious meat hammer 

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

tiberious meat hammer by rich horak December 15, 2006

cunt hammer 

In super smash brothers melee, samus' down a meteor smash attack.

Dude you just got cunt hammered.

cunt hammer by Viridis July 5, 2008

Jack Hammer

That's Griz, bitch!
Also a sexual act in which your hips begin to move at an incredible speed.

That bitch got a taste of the Jack Hammer and she loved the shit out of it.

Jack Hammer by griz April 17, 2004

black hammer 

The hammer kept under your bed to be used to assult or seriously harm people of ethnic origin should they attempt to break into your residence.

A group of ghetto gansta's attempt to rob your crib, so you break out the black hammer and have at 'em.

black hammer by thelastinline July 19, 2009

white hammer 

Big white dick

Girl:did you see Brandon's big dick?
Girl: it was a white hammer!
Girl: Bryson's was so small it was like a fly
Girl: I know right!

white hammer by The white hammer August 22, 2014

Shit Hammer 

A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)

"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."

"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"

"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."

"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."

Shit Hammer by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

mc hammer 

A showboating flamboyant rapper from the early nineties. In 1990, off the back of a few lame songs, MC Hammer bought a $12million house and a fleet of luxury cars. Six years later, it all got reposessed when he declared himself bankrupt.


Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.

As soon as he got a promotion he bought a Ferrari, big house and some artwork expecting to get promoted again and pay it all off before he was 25. But he instead got fired for crashing the car into his Boss' 1980 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI state luaderlet convertible limosuine while showing off.


Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.


Now

mc hammer by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004