ham cash

Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.

The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.

by dave-briz December 19, 2013

Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.

A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.

by Gregor Ford May 11, 2014

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 9, 2014

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

ham and yam

When something super dope just happened or is about to happen.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."

Could also describe banging someone.

Brah: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brah's Brah: Nice! I been makin' some serious gains!

Brah: Ham and yam!

by Britt_ April 5, 2015

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

ham curtains

Vaginals flaps

I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits

by Hammy007 November 3, 2015