Top Gun Gay

A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.

Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay

by LogiQ December 30, 2010

ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.

Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!

by staaark November 1, 2011

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

gullible

Being gullible is nothing more than trusting someone who should not be trusted.

Person 1: Ha! You're so gullible!

Person 2: So basically, you're laughing at me for having trusted you!

by Red Pill January 1, 2012

Semper Gumby

Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.

Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby

by DevilDogPOG October 27, 2011

mushy-gushy

To be very affectionate. Often to the point of disgusting other people.
Normally used for couples who call each other "honey", "sweetheart", "pumpking" or similar words

Honey, we are so mushy-gushy in the mornings.

by ehstrom October 29, 2013

PFG (Post-Fap Guilt)

The guilt and/or depression felt after masturbation due to the material used, the method used, etc.

Man, fuck PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

by Zalixar November 18, 2009