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The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.
God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.
post-fap by GoldEvil911 July 26, 2014
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Post Fap Clarity 

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When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick
Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch
Post Fap Clarity by poizunman December 31, 2011
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post-fap • Post Fap Clarity • post fap nap • Post-fapdom Depression • PFG (Post-Fap Guilt) • ex post fapto • post • post malone • post up • post hardcore

post fap nap 

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When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.
"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."
post fap nap by hyjack September 2, 2016
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PFG (Post-Fap Guilt)

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The guilt and/or depression felt after masturbation due to the material used, the method used, etc.
Man, fuck PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
PFG (Post-Fap Guilt) by Zalixar November 18, 2009
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Post-fapdom Depression

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The feeling of disappointment/guilt right after fapping
Mom: What's wrong with jimmy?

Son: Oh nothing, just Post-fapdom Depression
Post-fapdom Depression by MR. TYTY555 December 6, 2010
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ex post fapto 

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A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.
I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.
ex post fapto by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012
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Grindset

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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
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