grassfairy

A person who plays soccer. Usually refers to a girl.

Michelle is a grassfairy, she's always playing soccer.

Grassfairies are hot!!

by Michelle Dippo July 10, 2007

grass fag

A person with an exaggerated love for soccer. Especially used to define tree huggers.

He's a tree hugger and a grass fag.

by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

Grass

A herb found all across the world with lethal poison capable of killing those with no life who spend their lives in a dark room playing games. The people who have "touched grass" amount to the millions with thousands more dying each day. The "Grass" has not been eradicated yet. Please be on high alert.

Joe touched grass... Now we are here seeing him in a coffin.

by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew September 14, 2022

ass-grass

Unkempt ass hair.

You need to mow that plot of ass-grass.

by helpfulness March 24, 2009

missed grass spots

when you mow the grass and you miss a spot

i had a bunch of missed grass spots when i was cutting it

by hahahahah ily myself!! June 8, 2009

pass in the grass

The act of taking over your racing opponent while driving off the track and onto the grass. Made famous by Dale Earnhardt himself.

Pass in the Grass!

by JT Moreton December 27, 2009

fertilize your grass

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.

Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass

by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011