grassfairy

A person who plays soccer. Usually refers to a girl.

Michelle is a grassfairy, she's always playing soccer.

Grassfairies are hot!!

by Michelle Dippo July 10, 2007

grassfairy

a person thats non athletic, yet claims to be, smokes alot of pot, and smells of patchouli and body oder, often having having long hair, unkempt beards, and a large pubic bush that likely harbor small insects and rodents, they often pretend to have musical knowledge, like the common hippee, and attempting at vegitarianism, while secretly powering through mcdonalds on a regular basis. You can often spot the common grassfairy not just by there hippee like apearence, but also the from miles away due to the foul mixture of body odor and patchouli that is excreted from there pores.

this neighborhood is thick with grassfairies.

wow i can smell that grassfairy from here.

i think a squirrel came out of that grassfairies bush.

by envirohatered June 20, 2012

Grass Fairy

A Soccer Player

Guy: You Play Any Sports?
Girl: Yeah Soccer.
Guy: HA! Your a Grass Fairy

by Taco April 17, 2004

GrassFart

When you stand naked in the middle of an empty field on a non windy day and let out a long and Blissful fart letting the grass sway Leaving a few turd splatters as you walk home

Wow i did the most beautiful grassfart yesterday! it was so relaxing!!

by ToxicXrainbows February 25, 2010

grass fairy

somebody who plays soccer, or somebody who thinks soccer is better then football

''soccer is the hardest hitting sport,'' STFU you grass fairy.

by ahsfootball July 21, 2011

grass fairy

a lame ass name given to soccer players

1:dude look at that grass fairy kickin that ball around over there
2:grass fairy? what are you, gay? soccer players kick ass
1: yeah I guess your right

by t-R3v October 29, 2006

grass-fairy

Any male soccer player. With all due respect. <3

That kid's such a grass-fairy ; he's good though.

We scrimmaged with the grass-fairies again today... Cleaned that shit.

by VIKINGS_2010 December 15, 2008