GAFFer

A regular of Godawful Fanfiction website.

I've been a GAFFer since 1998.

by Hellfire September 2, 2007

Gaffold

a word that simply means laughing until you excrete bodily fliuds

Holy crap, that was so funny I gaffolded.

by MEASY December 31, 2009

Gaffer

The opposite of a goofer; someone who intentionally is bad at everything; a runt/ scandral

The kid is such a friggin gaffer. I told him to give me gas money and then he stole.

by milkbigmilk June 3, 2016

walking like a giraffe

A sexy woman who walks with her head held high and confidently in high heels

She was walking like a giraffe,working them heels, my girl is hella SEXY!!!

by Lgg-35 June 4, 2016

Giraffe

pronounced like giraffe and gaffer, giraffe has strong drug undertones. It is the director's main source of field researching. Much like a gaffer, but much cooler and high.

Al my personal giraffe is over in Amsterdam researching the different types of cannibis.

by MasturbatingDonkeyFace January 30, 2007

Giraffe

A large quantity of something, usually bigger than any other known quantity

I have a giraffe load of money

by Walleye5 February 7, 2008

gaff

To hire a 'hit rapist'

I'm sending a gaff round her way, the bitch

by kyplex April 18, 2009