Goblin mode

When you ascend god (gives you the want for blood). When an individual enters goblin mode there is a 90% that individual will die, if they survive for 7 hours and 26 minutes they will ascend there chosen deity.

Your honour, at the time of the incident my client was in “goblin mode”

by Snz June 13, 2023

butt goblin

After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies

dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes

by Chad October 31, 2004

Goblin

Like an internet Troll only unaware of that fact. Goblins glob onto causes for the most idiotic of reasons, and in the process make the cause or group they are involved in look as stupid as they are. Unlike a Troll they are unaware of the damage they cause.

Little Ms. Gloomy's take on free school lunch made the other Vegans look as retarded as she was,

by Zippo138 February 15, 2004

Goblin

A girl that enjoys to give head and does so often. Usually swallows the load.

Dude: "Jessi is such a goblin yo she'll never eat

by Wiz Gob June 25, 2009

Goblins

Shrivelled up old baby boomers who hoard all the money, housing and healthcare so that no other generations can have any.

Just about every village is England is packed full of goblins now. Nobody else can afford it

by MenoPaws March 7, 2019

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

Green Goblins

Extended release Xanax.. they're green.

Those green goblins got me fucked up last night

by Paugehymen July 31, 2016