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Goblinas are short-stack girls or characters with unique features, unnaturally colored skin, or goblin, imp-like characteristics.

Can also refer to just ones race, via "el goblino" or "la goblina" for Hispanic people specifically, or can refer to anyone in general as an adjective pertaining to thier skin color, stature, mannerisms, or other characteristics.
Weirdweeb69: Goblina girls are so cute bro
AverageGoblino420: Yeah short tan girls with fat asses and big tits are cute as hell.
Nazbol1337: You make me sick.
Goblina by levixne August 9, 2021
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The nickname given to gun control activist Emma Gonzalez because of her bald haircut, which many feel make her look like a goblin or a troll.
Ay that goblina wants to confiscate all your guns!
Goblina by Cc56 May 23, 2018
A rich gangster, who gender wise, is a female
"Oooh, she's a goblina!"
Goblina by losercentral June 17, 2016
Goblinas want the tallest men imaginable to compensate for their genetic inferiority (nearly pathologically short height)
Goblina by GoblinasAreDevilsIncarnate December 10, 2023

ocean goblin

hes a goblin who lives in the ocean and steals your bones if you dont brush your teeth
quick get him to brush his teeth before the ocean goblin gets his bones
ocean goblin by Makoto's Dad December 25, 2017

Cheshire Goblin 

A mindless sub-humanoid, a follower of a McRae Boomer Known for lacking all empathy and all other redeeming social graces.

She will ramble incoherently continually when discussing anything that conflicts with the McRae Boomer narrow minded approved world view.

This Goblin will profess herself as the most intelligent and Queen of the trolls, second only to the King of the trolls, the doxin82 Goblin.

Together with the King Goblin, doxin82 Goblin, they lead a McRae Boomer troll army.
Unlike the Cheshire Cat, a Cheshire Goblin does not disappear and continues to ramble to this day.

While the McRae Boomer is trying to win the unlosable court case and the rightful winner is fighting back, the Cheshire Goblin continues to marshal the troll army against the crowds and continues to ramble incoherently about what she wants the crowds to think.

The Cheshire Goblin calls on her troll army to enact plan Cancel Culture against those who are revealing her evil plans.

Doxin82 Goblin 

A mindless sub-humamoid who follows a McRae Boomer. Known for lack empathy and all other redeeming social graces.

The Doxin82 Goblin considers doxing people as a valid way to deal with conflict.

Together with the Cheshire Goblin they lead a McRae Boomer Troll Army as its King and Queen Goblin.

The Doxin82 Goblin declares himself as the troll of all trolls taking great pride in that. Although the only trolls who follow this self professed King Goblin are a McRae Boomer Troll Army because that troll army have had concentrated education in never using Critical Thinking.
Unlike the Cheshire Goblin who uses rambling about nonsensical things as her weapon, the Doxin82 Goblin uses doxing and threats as his weapon of choice.

A Doxin82 Goblin is so dumb as to do their doxing efforts on live streams
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