Flaberduked

The act of being completely fucking owned.

Oh man your ass just got flaberduked by that chick.

by That one that January 30, 2019

Flabiditite

A very flabby mineral.

Rockhound 1 (while peaking out of a cloud of dust, yelling at Rockhound 2): have you found any Flabiditite yet?

Rockhound 2 (being angry because R#1 startled him, making him drop his hammer on his foot): NO pfffft. I don't like touching flabby things! I'm looking for Florescenttinger.

by AlwaysSidetrackedinALLways February 5, 2019

Flabies

A fuckin sack of flower you have to ‘take care of’ to pass a class because parents don’t teach you what to do with kids until u have a real one. Flabie(s) flay-bee

Everyone is scared of dropping their flabies on the ground because they can’t hide an exploded sack of flower.

by Pinkdildo February 26, 2019

Flabfat

Flabfat is when your stomach is like, skinny on the bottom but on the middle your stomach is like, plop! Flabfat is when your stomach is flabbing downwards.

Oh-no! I think I might be getting flabfat!!

by Howdoyalikemehnow March 8, 2019

Flabagasticgamastic

When your boyfriend is too cool for you

Omg he’s so flabagasticgamastic

by Bigmanting69 March 21, 2019

Flabbergasted

When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out

Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game

by Black Hammer10 May 2, 2019

Flabbergasted

To be extremely surprised or shocked.

I'm absolutely flabbergasted Woross is mentally capable of wiping his own ass.

by you better bring back flux May 18, 2019