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by Tracytron December 14, 2017
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John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.
by Oeedy December 21, 2017
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The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.
"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "
by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018
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Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.
Stacy: Omg, Luke is so hot!
Me: He’s such a douchebag though.
Stacy: UGH! I hate douchebags!
by matilda <3 September 11, 2020
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Just another bag of meat who doesn't care about people.
Douchebags are a beauty product, they make things that don't seem right, sound better.
by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021
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Bro, pink hair, talking with your eyebrows, comedy sketches in your tighy whiteys, wearing pink and doing emo rap with complete confidence, thats so douchebag...
by ARP 123 March 18, 2022
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An individual with no true inner substance who uses their undeserved advantages in life to feed there desperate need for validation by focusing on the undeserved weakness pain and deficiencies of others who were born at a disadvantage . Generally terrified of direct confrontation. Travels in groups. Puffing themselves up through sick and twisted forms of ego gratification. Usually projecting a weak incomplete and egocentric paradigm upon others in a closed loop of corrupt and worthless logic always resulting in a net negative outcome which they refuse to recognize. Parasitic in nature and in need of correction.
by Jose Incognito August 20, 2022
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