Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.

I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.

by Ditchyourgitch May 7, 2023

Quilting in the dark

When two young men tie their genitals together with dental floss and play tug of war.

“Dude my buddy and I love quilting in the dark, but I always lose.”

“Back in my college days quilting in the dark was all the rage in the dorms”

by Liz312 February 8, 2023

Get Dark

A saying for when someone gets extremely upset and acts rashly, usually used in a Jamaican context.

"Don't let Kayla get dark on you!"

by Ur_local_bookworm February 17, 2023

Dark hoe

A evil person that runs away when a baby is in an incubator. Then frames a man she wanted as a bad person. Lies and cheats aswell.

That dark hoe won’t leave me alone

If she wants money all she has to do is ask and I will oblige.

by Takes2totangourboxtasty December 12, 2022

Dark Knight

Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.

He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.

by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023

dark feminist

It's literally a feminist that kinda doesn't give a fuck but supports the movement

Bro, Mary is a dark feminist, she probably won't care

by Revenxnt July 26, 2023

Dark Flashbacks

means a bad event happend real life or something bad happend in their live

Jake: Daniel what happend?

Daniel: i just had Dark Flashbacks of my mother dying ):

by PsychoManias August 19, 2023