Diet Pepsi Jazz

An American brand of soda introduced by the Pepsi company in 2006 and discontinued in 2009. It was a specifically named variant of Pepsi's popular Diet Pepsi product, combining several different flavors.
Diet Pepsi Jazz is mentioned in the motion picture The Promotion as John C. Reilly is setting up a soda display.
by SPrice1980 November 04, 2022
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Ambulance diet

Eating solely junk food like burgers and pizza and generally being unhealthy.
"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"

"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
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diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food
person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread
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Prettykin diet

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.
The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).
by QuacksO August 13, 2018
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North Poleo Diet

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
by johnpercivalhackworth December 09, 2022
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