Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024

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Trudeau Diet

The diet of eating less food because one cannot afford adequate groceries due to high inflation in Canada.

It looks like Paul is on the Trudeau diet! He’s incredibly thin!

by The man with an unknown name May 24, 2024

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When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

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Diet

Had no effect whatsoever on the thing I'm talking about because the cripple and the defiler were doing it deliberately.

Hym "I'm not going to diet or exercise until I get credit for the thing I clearly did. The longer it takes for me to get the credit, the less it's going to effect the outcome. The outcome has been decided. The decision is final."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2024

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Diet and exercise

Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.

Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

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