Christbagels

Derriving from the phrase "Jesus Christ". CHristbagels are holy but at the same time are used as another way to say "God" or "Jesus"

YOU DONT GOTTA LOOK UP EVERY WORD I SAY!
CHRISTBAGELS

by RamenNoodular July 31, 2009

Jesus of the Christ

Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.

Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.

by christian madril March 27, 2007

christecular dental hydrophlosion

sucking chris's ballz too much resulting in ballz teeth. surgery required to fix

ballz face dubc christecular dental hydrophlosion"

by jerome87 February 24, 2009

christ - tini

pretty much the fucking man, slays goats in his off season, all that is man

that dude is a christ - tini

by a.l.bino June 17, 2008

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Christ Fight

A religious argument, usually going way too far. Typically between two people with relatively similar beliefs, though not necessarily. Typically focused on one or two minor details/differences in the respective theologies.

Wow, Joe and Jane had a huge Christ Fight about the Christmas tree they were putting up…something about the Star or an Angel on top??!! They’ve broken up over it.

by Truthifyouwantit December 6, 2022

mix master christ

1 Godliest gamer in the land
2 the guy with the good grass
3 Darth Mual mixed with a hangover
4 kama sutra master

by Anonymous July 22, 2003