Casper

That person who is always friendly to your face, they make plans that sound good, but they're nowhere to be found when the time comes for them to put theyre money where their mouth is.

"I dont fuck with them caspers, but theyre the friendliest ghosts."

by PuroNuro June 3, 2018

Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

Casperwhacking

1. The act of whacking off or being whacked off by a ghost or succubus.

2. The act of finding oneself whacking off a penis that has long been amputated.

Hey Melissa do you want to hit up the abandoned asylum and see if we can do some casperwhacking?

Shit I woke up casperwhacking again. I'm not sure why I still think I have a penis!? That fuckers was amputated years ago!

by SnowmanND July 4, 2018

Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

Champ

What your dad calls you when he forgets your name

"Hey there uhhh... champ"

by Champ8673 October 9, 2018

champaine

Da horrid pounding headache dat you suffer after a night of alcohol-drenched partying.

Katy Perry sure learned about da champaine woes "last Friday night", yet she implies dat it was all worth it, since she already plans to "do it all again" next week.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018