Jive cancer 

Jiver cancer is the inability to dance or move to tha beat.

'yo blud that boi got jive cancer, he can dance fo shit'

AKA Cancer of the Jive

'Maaan I can't dance no mo i got diagnosed with cancer of the jive, fool'

Jive cancer by HenryWatson October 20, 2006

left buttcheek cancer

cancer of the left buttcheek
sometimes abbreviated LBCC

"I can't go to school today. I have left buttcheek cancer."

left buttcheek cancer by danbrown4life January 27, 2008

gay cancer 

Before much was known about AIDS/HIV, "gay cancer" was sometimes used to describe this strange infection that effected mostly homosexual males in the US.

Fag caught a case of gay cancer.

gay cancer by Ken Oh May 13, 2005

grave cancer 

grave cancer is when somebody is buried underground and still has cancer and is just rotting away, the term is also mentioned as a insult when some old woman (or guy) is giving u hard time and is complaining about everything and everyone

old woman: i thought i told u boys to .
you: shut the fuck up ol fuckin piece of grave cancer!!!!

grave cancer by MrRon July 9, 2006

super cancer 

A "super" deadly strain of cancer that can be contracted a near infinite amount of ways and its results are always fatal and terrible.

"That city was just wiped out by an epidemic of super cancer!"

super cancer by Amish Man May 29, 2008

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

the cancer patient by olko March 30, 2009

ass cancer 

A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.

Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of [TV, playing video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.)

"Ahhhh! Who did that? It's awful!"
"Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."

ass cancer by Spalding Smails April 15, 2008