cancer

you

you're cancer. accept it

by oxygnen October 26, 2020

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Pamcreatic Cancer

When your friend Pam has pancreatic cancer

Person 1: Pam has pancreatic cancer!
Pam: lol pamcreatic cancer

by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021

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The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

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Cancer

Chadwick Boseman's best friend

Yo, did you hear Chadwick Boseman died cause' of cancer?

by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021

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An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024

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