If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
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A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.
Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
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"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad
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Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.
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