anal angler

The act of going to extreme measures while searching for anal sex.
"I'm an angry Asian anal angler." Shouted Dylan in public.
by pOoPfLy October 09, 2008
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anal annihilator

Yet another original term made by myself to describe a male homosexual. Unlike the scrotum soldier and the penile perpetrator, the anal annihilator enjoys very rough buttsex, completely destroying the anus of the receiver.
"See that guy there? I've heard that the turdburglars won't even go near him. He's supposed to be an anal annihilator."
by bigjimdx May 14, 2005
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anal rapeage

To perform sodomy(butt sex) on someone repeatedly, especially if it's unwanted by the other person
To butt fuck someone "to death"
The sodomy victim couldn't sit for a week after being drugged, tied up, and experienced anal rapeage for the whole weekend.
by RobC May 22, 2005
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Anal rodeo

When a male tells his freinds about an upcoming rondevous with the opposite sex. They create a secret word that they are going to use (i.e. go). As the couple is engaging in the act of lovemaking, the man forces his member into the womans anus at which time he also yells "go". His freinds break down the door to turn this rodeo into a spectator sport, while the man tries to stay in for at least 8 seconds as the woman bucks around.
Note: a harness, sturups, boots, a saddle, reins, or any other type of bull riding accessory may be used.
P.S. rodeo clown suggested.
One time I stayed in for 15 seconds during an anal rodeo and you can pick up the example porno at your local porn shop.
by Jared Wade August 08, 2006
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Anal Knievel

When a male performing intercourse from behind grabs his partner’s hair, pulls there head back and ejaculates onto their face through a parabolic trajectory reminiscent of motor cycle jumps performed by dare devil Evil Knievel.
get ready baby.. anal knievel is about to take the stage
by Scrotehammer September 18, 2006
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Michigan Anal

I thought I got a sweet deal on that car, but the salesman just gave me some Michigan anal.
by Exhortera December 25, 2009
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anal-eze

I lubricant/suppository used for the anal cavity that has novacaine in it to dull the pain caused by a large penis. Could be used on a man or woman, which ever way you swing.
Lisa complained alot about my penis size until I used anal-eze. Now she hardly(no pun intended) feels a thing!
by Dennis Dragon August 23, 2006
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