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jimmy eyed

by dylanjd1 February 25, 2009
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popped a jimmy

A boner resulting from an unexpected occurrence.
"How was the movie Charles?"
"Pretty good Matt, halfway through Jennifer Aniston started blowing a banana and not going to lie but I popped a jimmy so big it knocked over my popcorn!"
by WillithanSmith January 10, 2014
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Jimmy Jam

When you hold on to your Ultimate in Overwatch but when you finally use it, it does jack shit.
We probably would have won that game if our D.Va didn't Jimmy Jam her fucking bomb.
by THE_MARMINAT0R November 4, 2020
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Jimmy Neutron

A dumb prefix that makes a word seem futuristic. Its also a reference to a show named " Jimmy Neutron boy genius ".
My dude, Jerry killed that nigga with his Jimmy Neutron blaster.
by Mr. TreeMan December 13, 2019
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jimmy anderson

Never gets pussy. Masterbates so much he has no finger prints. He likes hookers with large utters and getting gacked out on whoop chicken . Often spends whole pay checks on hand party’s at Asian massage parlors.
if I was jimmy Anderson is but more hookers
by Itsoveiny October 5, 2017
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Jimmy Swaggert

The infamous philandering televangelist who loves to bombastically brag (i.e., "swagger") about how great he is and how much money/luxury (l.e., "swag") he possesses.
Between Jimmy Swaggert and Oral "Blowjob" Robberts, it's little wonder than Christianity as a whole is seen as just a money-making mega-conglomerated conspiracy.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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jimmy fallon

Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬

As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 29, 2023
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